another Polywog who hath crossed the line....
*Ahem* (by now deregeur)
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A Proclamation:
Whereas by our* Royal Consension, Our Trusty, Well Beloved Dylan Moore
has this day entered Our Domain. We do hereby declare to all whom it
may concern that it is Our Royal Will and Pleasure to confer upon him
the Freedom of the Seas without undue ceremony. Should he fall
overboard, We do command that all Sharks, Dolphins, Whales, Mermaids
and other dwellers in the Deep are to abstain from maltreating his
person. And we further direct all Sailors, Soldiers, Airmen and others
who have not crossed Our Royal Domain, to treat him with the respect
due to One of Us. Given under Our Hand at Our Court on board** H.M.S.
Candine on the Equator in Longitude 130° W on this 5th day of April in
the year 2008.
(Signed)
His Highness, Peter — High Clerk
And in name of His Royal Righteousness Neptune — Pompous Peter
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sorry bout the omission - I have duly grovelled before King Neptune....
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